Question: Can I see Taj Mahal anytime? (Italy)
Answer: As long as you are not blind, you can see it anytime.
Q: Can I pick up my van in Bhutan and drop it off in Nepal after travelling through India ? (Belgium)
A: Sure, take a ferry, change the registration plates from Nepal to Bhutan, and find a way to calm down the people you rented it from when they hear where their vehicle has ended up.
Question: Does it ever get windy in India? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK)
Answer: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Question: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)
Answer: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.
Question: I want to walk from Delhi to Goa – can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
Answer: Sure, it’s only three thousand kilometers, please carry lots of water
Question: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in India ? Can you send me a list of them in Delhi, Chennai, Calcutta and Bangalore ? (UK)
Answer: What did your last slave die of?
Question: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in country-region India ? (USA)
Answer: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. In-di-a is that big triangle in the middle of the Pacific & Indian Ocean which does not.. oh forget it.
Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Goa. Come naked.
Question: Which direction is North in India ? (USA)
Answer: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions.
Question: Can you send me the Indiana Pacers matches schedule? (France)
Answer: Indiana is a state in the Unites States of Asia .. Forget it. Sure, the Indiana Pacers matches are played every Tuesday night in Goa, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Question: Are there supermarkets in Bangalore, and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
Answer: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Question: Please send a list of all doctors in India who can dispense rattlesnake serum.20( USA )
Answer: All Indian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Question: Do you have perfume in India ? (France)
Answer: No, WE don’t stink.
Question: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in India ? (USA)
Answer: Any place where significant numbers of Americans / Foreigners gather.
Question: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
Answer: Yes, but you’ll have to learn it first.
Question: Can I see Taj Mahal anytime? (Italy)
Answer: As long as you are not blind, you can see it anytime.
Question: Do you have Toilet paper? (USA)
Answer: No, we use sand or emery paper. (We have different grades)
Question: Do you celebrate Christmas in India ? (France)
Answer: Only at Christmas.
Question: Can I wear high heels in India? (UK)
Answer: You are a British politician, right?